So drunk its hurt
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Please don't give away my fajitas
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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