Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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