But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
