I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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