Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She bit a glass in half.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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