He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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