But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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