Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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