The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Actions speak louder than pants.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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