yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
where are my eyebrows?
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