i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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