i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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