Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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