garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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