Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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