Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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