Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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