She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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