I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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