My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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