He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
bring money and cleavage
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Randomize
