I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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