Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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