So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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