just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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