I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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