it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
worst night to have a conscience
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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