I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
not ubering you a puppy
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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