apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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