living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
