What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Randomize
