it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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