if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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