Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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