i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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