you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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