whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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