Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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