Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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