Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I could have mohawked her pubes.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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