he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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