It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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