Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just cropdusted the office
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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