What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
