so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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