Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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