So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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