ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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