I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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