remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Randomize
