butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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