WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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